You have finally gotten time with your significant other. It took the entire night, but you finally managed to trap them underneath the mistletoe. As you lean in for your tradition-mandated kiss, they whisper in your ear, “I think we should go our separate ways.” They leave you alone under the mistletoe as they close the door on their way out. As the tears well up in the corners of your eyes, this playlist fills the air with the seasonal melancholy that you hoped would never arrive this season.