You’re pacing from wall to wall in your grandfather’s bathroom. You’re seeing red: fists balled, jaw clenched. It’s been an hour since Thanksgiving dinner began, and somehow in that time, your uncle became drunk enough that he felt confident spouting his ignorant opinions. “Kid, you have got to cut that mop off.” No one mocks your mullet! How could you even explain how trendy it is to your uncle? Actions speak louder than words, so you pop your headphones in, turn this playlist on, and gear up for the biggest brawl your family has seen since the 2007 reunion.