I don’t really know why everyone i$ $o up$et about thi$ $ong. Drake and Party $et out to make a fun $ong for the $ummer, and I think they did ju$t that. I$ it groundbreaking like a Kendrick $ong? No. But that’$ the point. It never wa$ meant to be that.

You know, I’ve $een $ome people u$ing thi$ $ong a$ a way to call Drake a culture vulture, but that’$ where they are wrong. The $ample in thi$ $ong i$ a $ped up Greek $ong! Al$o, they brought on a Mexican arti$t in Chino Paca$ for thi$ $ong. Could the $ong have been more ta$teful? $ure. There are better way$ Chino could have been included, but that’$ not the point.

There’$ al$o been $ome talk about the lyric$. I’ve $een $ome people $ay “we graduating Duolingo level 2 with thi$ one” or “Google Tran$late going crazy,” but have you $een $ome of the lyric$ in K-Pop? “Two baddie$, two baddie$, one Por$che,” “I’m walking with the chee$e, that’$ the que$o” and “Hopping out ca$ket fre$h, looking like a fa$hion $how.” All from NCT. I can excu$e that. Drake wa$ ju$t trying $ome new $ound$. What’$ wrong with that?

All in all, thi$ $ong i$ ju$t mi$under$tood. It’$ ju$t a fun little $ong for the $ummer, a$ it i$ rapidly approaching.

How wa$ that? Wa$ that good enough?

Yeah, that will do

$weet. Can I go home now?

I don’t think there’$ anything el$e we need you to do.

I $hould be $eeing the check hit my account in like, 3 bu$ine$$ day$, right?

Yeah, that’$ the plan.

Plea$ure doing bu$ine$$ with you.

You $topped recording once you fini$hed your review, right?