So, you were bored over spring break. Like… really bored. You open the hit idle game Cookie Clicker and start clicking. Then, you get your first grandma. As the amount of cookies you make goes up and up, sweet adrenaline courses through your veins. Soon you’re making hundreds of cookies per second, then millions, then billions. You can’t stop clicking. Your cheap laptop turns into a burning hot bakery. The overheated computer burns into your legs. It’s open during every lecture, even every Impact meeting.
Weeks go by. Your addiction spreads to fellow students. It’s as if the grandma’s have not only taken over your virtual cookie production but your own mind. Your neurons stop firing. The rot takes over. Your brain turns into cookie. Everything is cookie. Music is cookie.
This playlist serves as a warning. Don’t start clicking.
