I think we all know the feeling: It’s 2:00 a.m. and you can’t sleep because you’ve been thinking about throwing your old car batteries into the ocean. You’ve been thinking of the euphoria that would result from a simple toss of a Duracell Ultra Flooded 540CCA BCI Group 26 Car and Truck Battery into the ever-crashing waves. How welcome this car battery would be in the endless allure of the sea. You think to yourself, “I have to do it. It would help charge the electric eels and would bring power to the jet stream.” But then society tells you that throwing car batteries into the ocean is littering and illegal. What a cruel world this is. I suppose all we can do is dream. Perhaps — with enough dreaming — The Car Battery Fairy will leave Optima Yellow Group Size 34/78 Top Post, Side Post Deep Cycle Batteries or Xs Power D3100 12-Volt AGM 5000-Amp Car Batteries under our pillows. Here is the soundtrack to this dream we will never let die.